Lost in Translation

Patient’s Son: Doctor, why did my mom code?

MD: Because you didn’t make her DNR!

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Male Employee #1:  (Talking to a female coworker)  You gotta bring me jerk chicken on Monday.

Male Employee #2:   Why do you call it jerk chicken?

Male Employee #1:  Because she’s jerking when she’s making it! 

~ by rodtrip on February 24, 2007.